by Barbra
The headline might astonish you, but cut me some slack. At the end of this post you will be a true believer, such as I am. I promise.
It is possible! All of you who worked so hard for days, months years, decades even – your efforts were in vain. Here is the true secret to success:
10 drops of “Quack, M.D. Prolific Writer’s Potion” before going to bed and you wake up a Bestseller Writer!
Pay attention to the fine print on the instruction leaflet, though. It is strongly recommended that you sleep on at least a hundred books of the genre you want to become a master in. Do not mix genres. You must have already read the books. You ought to bind your right (or left if you’re a leftie) to your forehead and sleep on your front. Also, you must sleep like a baby – never move and for goodness sake don’t snore – because otherwise it won’t work and you can take it only once!
I didn’t wake up one morning thinking, “Hey, being a writer sounds like fun!” But try as I might, “Quack, M.D. Prolific Writer’s Potion” didn’t help me either. I must have moved while being fast asleep. Or I snored which is more likely.
Okay, enough fooling around. Seriously, 99% of writers-to-be develop out of the conviction “I can do better”.
Well, try!
Writing is not always fun (once you know how to do it right), but it sure is rewarding (once you know how to do it right). Also, writing is hard work and you will not catch your competition napping. Take my word on it.
What are the main problems unpublished writers face nowadays? Provided you have sufficient lexis, a firm command of grammar and a way to forge sentences that are not monotonous or flat in nature, you need feedback. Anybody can give you feedback. I’ve gotten tremendously good feedback from all sorts of people. It boosted my self-confidence like nothing else did!
However, those were people who weren’t really involved in the business and I’m convinced they just said they liked what I wrote because they liked me (well as far as you can like me...) and the free stories I provided them with. Being absolutely certain that I’d be the next ... (insert whichever renowned author’s name you like here) I thought nothing could stop me. I was “gifted” after all, right? *snort*
But once I got real feedback, the critique was rather demoralizing. Some of you who have been in the business long enough pointed out to me my weaknesses and my flaws – and I’m forever grateful. Because they actually made it possible for me to evolve, to rise above myself and to really write.
Friends and family are nice if you’re stuck again in one of those “I’m a miserable writer!” pity parties, but as much as I value them, I know that only the harsh critique of my betters (read “some published authors”) will help me improve.
If I had the means to attend writer’s workshops (online or in person) or reader’s and writer’s conventions, I’d certainly do so if I were absolutely convinced I could learn something new from them. Of course, it’s always nice to meet people who have the same interests! I’m looking forward to doing so myself. But what I think will help tremendously someone who has only just started or is frustrated because they’re getting nowhere with their writing is reading:
Roerden, C.
Don’t Sabotage Your Submission. Save your Manuscript From Turning Up D.O.A. Rock Hill, SC: Bella Rosa Books 2008.
In this time we simply can’t afford to throw our money out of the window. But what really helps you is participating in contests. You get really useful (if not always agreeable) feedback there. I should know, not only because I’ve been at the receiving end.
Also, do your homework. Have a really close look at the market. What is out there? What hasn’t been done yet? Why not?
Try to distinguish between an original idea and a great idea. Refrain from dangerous ideas.
Finding a critique partner is always a good idea. However, be careful in your choice. You might not get what you need out of it.
You can learn from published authors. What did they do that you liked their stories? Or how come you detested a specific story?
Anything I forgot? Let me know your thoughts!
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Everything in the Hot and Huge prize pack has a reason for being there. The Strawberry Flowers Perfume by Fresh is one of the gifts I'm really excited about. As Barbra will tell you,, she has a "nose like a truffle pig" so scents are something you'll find mentioned throughout Secrets of Sin and the sequel coming in December. Strawberries are part of Emiline's scent. 
10 drops of “Quack, M.D. Prolific Writer’s Potion” before going to bed and you wake up a Bestseller Writer!
